The Sunday Adventure Continued; Or, When Soggy Pooh Dries off On Children

Well Outside of the Kim Bap Shop I found a young man without a clue how very filthy he was showing himself off to the English Speakers of the World. What a pity. I told him his shirt was "dirty" "sex" he patiently denied it saying "no" "no."


Well, I did try, and I think the real question is who are the evil forces behind the creation of these clothes...hmmm this is a job for the know-it-all finger pointer Dr. James Dobson. He might say something like: "We need to fix this problem now I demand you all vote like I tell you to or you are all fools. And yes I am always right!"


Later I went towards the world famous [in Jeju] Wind Surfing spot Iho Beach. I saw some strange black garbed fish people. I took a picture of them so I could report them to the Harbor Patrol. I think they were all North Korean Spies. Or they might of been space aliens. They seemed harmless enough so I allowed them a while longer on my island.



This is a cute little punk in SIn Jeju I met on my way down. Why she was interested in getting a picture with me I have no clue. Perhaps, she thought I was a movie star.



Let me be honest ok. The truth is I am not mortal. I am a demigod. It is not by my incredible strength that I have gained rulership here. Everyday I arise from this tomb after Jeju Pagan Worshipers gather and make a bloody sacrifice: two dogs, one pig, and sixty-six Jeju tangerines. After which, they roast the dogs and feed it to the pig, then later in the night I return and eat the pig marinated in the tangerines. I then urge them all to turn their backs on their pagan grandfather gods and worship only Me, the one true god.

No, no it's a joke God- don't strike me dead.




Incidentally, I've asked many Koreans about this and they all claim it to be true. Apparently, the Grandfather scholar and warrior stone gods were fertility penis idols. I know it sounds dirty- but I am not creating this history. So, the ancient Jeju wives use to offer sacrifices and pray to these penis gods for children. It's all very Freudian isn't it?


There was a Light House I climbed up upon after a short swim. Sorry no waterproof disposable camera left so you 'll have to take me at my boast. It wasn't really that far. I saw a schools of silvery fish and a two jelly fish.



These children of Iho beach punks volunteered to take their picture with their Lord and Master The Jeju Prince. Christ bless them all.