Friday, July 01, 2005

I have a light saber I used it in the Smacaldic Wars and later in the Napoleonic wars. But, as any discerning person would know light sabers only work against laser, crossbow, spear, arrow and similar slow moving projectile fire. I mean any fool who watched the Star Wars movies noticed how they could follow the laser beams with their eyes as they were fired from the storm troopers laser guns.

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However, with the era of 2000 fps plus bullets it is impossible for the Jedi (or Dark Sith Sir Edward Pooh de Bear Lord Like Me) to block them with his light saber and so I had to switch to the rifle and fragmentation type weapons with the introduction of high powered rifles. But, I'm hoping I can invent some cool magnetic tractor beam force field like in Dune. Then I'll be able to fight with the proper gentlemen chivalry bladed weapon.

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As Pooh would have it the Light Saber best use bread Cutter and instant butter warmer.

1 Comments:

At 5:13 PM, Blogger peemil said...

You could melt your cream cheese with it too.

 

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