The Story of a Black Dragon, Black Wheel, Tan Cow, and a Jet Judicial Jeju Sea Coast Bada Pirate

Ok well let me explain the title first:

The kind owner of Halla Cycle here in Sin Jeju has loaned me his wheel until my hub comes from Italy. Now as every crank mashing Monster Road Rider knows Campagnola R00lZ!!!! Ergo I must needs be sequestering a new hub from Italy as my other was destroyed. Let me stress and twist this this Absolute Power destroys absolutely and Nigh Absolute Leg Torque will destroy even the Strongest Forged Metal in Due time. Thus it is my hub succumbs to mine own Great Fat Powers of Torque threaded from my blood swelled thews...



So ah yeah I got a Black Mavic Wheel now that the kindly owner foolishly lent me. For, though I promised to treat it well, I never truly can. Inside my skin there is destructive torque that is channeled to my drive train. And, these in turn are meted out to my blood fed sheaths of flesh. For my legs are the building blocks of tons of honey, chocolate, bacon double cheese burgers, and ice cream- verily nothing can suffer their stored fatness for long.

This is Dragon Head Rock - Looks more like a Rabbit Head Rock to me ....



Err ok the Tan Cow right... Well upon my ride on the Shore Coast Road I came upon a cow. The cow knew me and feared my ever hungering Carcharoth Jaws, but in his wisdom he left off fleeing. He knew I had no skinning knife, barbecue grill, and charcoal on hand. Perhaps some day I will return to him and buy his perfect life only to end it in a great beach beef roast. Then again the flies torment him so- perhaps he be happy to be slain for a good cause- My Belly. A cow's life is a doomed life. But, before he meets Aslan he can savor a few bits of grass.


And of course there is the jet left- that tis me. For I am the Black looking Judiciary of Mine Island here - more capable in battle than the Black Prince too. Ummm right ah so I was like ahhh riding around the coast kinda like a Pirate might ummm and Bada means ocean in Korean Talk.


And I have been getting a lot of flack from certain people I know about the content of an already done "Huggy Post" wherein I proclaim my love for hugging all I can grasp. So in defense of that I like to place some elder statesmen to uphold my case of good heart meant. I am POOH! These guys look like they'd get along fine with Piglet and I for a picnic.


Some gentlemen who were conversing by the famed dragon rock...