How Winne the Pooh the Huggy Monster is Hurt... Or: Never Call Again- She is my fiancée

{"I’d like you to never call this number again..."}

Words of an educated man (two languages at least) to an Overgrown Stoat of Bombast and Panache beyond his ken.

For, he must not have known I am his Lord - The Jeju Prince and Master of this Island of Mine. It is by my good will and kindness that Jeju is Safe. All the Hefalumps and Wuzzles know and fear me. Sans my Matchless Arm verily they would come hence and crush anon as was it was crushed aver and anon. It's such a small island and yet it has a plethora of monuments, and memorials to those poor folk who crushed by some Foreign invader. It hurts my pure heart it does, but they shant fear as long as I abide here on my Fief. But when I withdraw to my Realm across the Sea Avalon - scads of scarred and greedy creatures will draw nigh and oppress these humble folk anon. Ahhh tis strange they doth not beg my stay...

There is power in the words never ever never ever and anon ..."Never Again" And yet this is more of a simple case of possession- Not the dealings of a Holocaust. Mmm yes so then let's not reflect on the slaughter of six-million plus civilians. Very Bad sport that Cpl --- Cpl Napoleon Bonaparte and there was another CPL too - much more brilliant and kinder too wut was his name? It will come it will come first there is an island to cry HAVOC on... VALHALLA! Errr opps sorry no I do not follow the Norse god system, but ti makes for spirited reading. But I never call butchering Sea Side Monkeries or is it Monkey Bees mmm not I think the name is Monasteries as in Monastic does that come from Mono like ahh one sex alone. Err I mean no sex as in sworn apart from the other gender and sex too...even the righteous marriage kind. Whoa how did I stray there umm I was talking about ah Never yeah Never Again! Liquidating hapless non-combatants is not a just war it is unholy murder. So as to Adolph Hitler then I say: "You were not worthy of the rank of CPL for outstanding disservice and completely deserting the tradations and duties of the United States Marine Corps I hereby sentence you to Death... opps to late he capped himself in the roof of his evil yapper already. Oh well but now to a more gentle and much less sad topic at hand or shall we say in the arms but now never again to be tactiled...


No let us reflect on my very small but delightfully amusing loss -- the loss of perfection the loss of a dream that never was - the loss of a love I had only in my machinations- err machinations sounds soo evil... mmmm how evil is it to attempt to date a lass who claims she already has a boyfriend - is it a great evil. Well I guess it depends on how the Lover woes the lass away from her original romance. Lover sounds so very serious - all I really wanted was to get to know soooo beautiful RX master a bit better. Now perchance should she be as kind and sweet as her appearance then sure enough I would have tried to make her my own bride in time. But, much to my chagrin this lass not only had a boyfriend but the boyfriend apparently had fiancée err her... so ummm yeah maybe I should explain this...

Ok I entered a pharmacy- I saw that the pharmacist was a beautiful lady. I asked her for a picture with me. She agreed. We spoke more of the usual sort of friendly exchanges. (Her English was most Excellent Dude) I asked her for her phone number, she said she had a boy friend (NOT a fiancée). I said we could just be friends- she and her female coworker pharmacist and I could get together. She then agreed and gave me her phone number. Later I sent two text messages saying, It was nice meeting you. We should go to a cafe or eat together. You are a sweet Lady. And, If you send me your email I can email you the pictures in the drugstore. Then a man called my phone. He was good at English. He was polite. But he was firm. He said she was his fiancée. He said never call again. I agreed. Then I deleted her number. However, I still have her pictures. She is beautiful. I wish her well. I hope she calls me again when she breaks up with her "fiancée ". Anyhow, I guess I should just forget about Korean Ladies. There are hundreds of Single English Speaking Foreigners on Mine Island of Jeju – NOT!
Ok so here is her picture.



This is where I test just how popular or unpopular this blog is - will a Jeju person email me and demand I delete this picture? Will he/she find out? Mmmmm the question remains - But after all is said and done it was just a friendly hug - and hugs are good for the health- everyone knows physical contact is good for health. I wonder how those Eastern Orthodox Monks do locked away in their Cloisters? No hugs at all. But maybe the Spirit of God Hugs them... If I ever go to Russia I'll have to ask one.....