Leap Frog? ahh not sure... hmmm ok well If Piglet was here he would only watch too...

I teach middle school girls- all the first year ones remind me of crazy tickle me Elmo dolls sooo silly, squeaky and hyper - errr that is a lot of the first year ones- I think they are 13- really twelve American age wise. So here is the crazy punk story about these innocent kids- they possess an innocence only duplicatable if genetics scientist created a bunch of Winnie the Pooh clones. Hmmm maybe it is just a cultural thing and they are not that much more Innocent then the average Western kid their same age- anyhow let me explain the story...

Bored sitting at my desk, I thought I would head up to the class ten minutes early. Before I even arrived in the room I could here excited shouting and spirited laughter. (well actually this is often the rule) I came into the room and beheld the goofiest sight I have yet to see in any institution of learning. Four girls were bent over so the flat of their backs created an "L". They were all horizontal to each other in a line forming a linked ten foot table. But the strangest thing about it was how they were linked-the girls were holding on to each others legs while they had their heads wedged between the thighs of the girl in front.

Meanwhile other girls had taken their shoes off and were running at full speed, springing on top of the horse's back. They continued this horse mounting for about four or five girls worth of weight at which time the horse would collapse in a chorus of childish jubilation. The crazy girls urged me to join in the horse game; however, I prudently declined for obvious reasons.

This game would NEVER happen in America - well maybe with six year olds- but I couldn't even see a bunch of unjaded Amish twelve-year-olds playing this - let alone a suburban group of kids.

Anyhow, there is really no point to this story accept to say that Korean kids are way innocent and silly. I'd take a bullet in the gut for any of 'em no problem - Christ save 'em all.

This is when some of them were outside playing it...

So ahh there is some other Elmos being silly Jesu save 'em all.