The Lord and Prince of Jeju teaches The Queens English; Or, Ser Edward de Bear and a gentle English Crusade.
Well it seems my vacation between teaching the old students is spent with some students only around nine years into my unsullied Kingdom from their mothers' wombs. So it is that I train them up in the Lingua of the Crusaders err no that would be French mostly... ahhh how the French have fallen from their heights of chargers when they once were the campaigners for the protection of pilgrims and not making campaigns against the old values of the pious gentlemen. Ahhh oh yeah I was talking about young kids yeah yeah well the truth is these kids like me a lot, and I'm not sure why as they can barely ever understand anything I say to them. But, then I can't catch much of what they are speaking ether. Regardless, I'd take any size round full metal jacket or hollow point, in their place no problem. But, happily I'm not teaching in the Sudan, or Iraq so I'll never have the chance to prove my boast of Chivalry. As the Knight Errant, or Noble Prince for that matter, must always protect the weak and mild: be they little ones, the aged, or the weaker sex. You know this blog could disqualify me from any liberal University I apply for if read carefully by a Liberal Feminist, they have no sense of humor with pompous Medieval Don Quixote blaterings. However, I'm not worried as they will never read it.
Ok so ahhhh here is me looking confused about when the picture will snap, On the other hand the happy guys seem well posed for the flash so it be a pity not to show their charm:
And this would be me crowded by some happy girls who don't understand that I'm not a kind teacher; but in reality an incredibly Overgrown Stoat who somehow learned to orate and write rudimentary English words:
Ok well I'll have to replace these with a more/better ones later... ____________________________________________________________________
Yes here we go an update of the 8 and 9 year-old cute kids let start with some happy guys:
And now some sweet girls:
Same sweet kids another picture:
The problem with these young fellows is they had more interest in the computers than the camera...
Sometimes it is tough to get a picture of a cute little kid... Hey no hiding!
Now she's playing with her dress up girl sticker book - come on the cute kid next to you is being good...
Ah ha finally a smiling picture of this spunky little girl and friends
Three cute kids were very difficult to teach- NOT. This was about the easiest two classes a teacher ever worked. For sheer delight I would compare it to the time I got paid at an elementary school to read stories to kind, eager, and attentive, little Mexican immigrant kids. In both cases it was about as rewarding as you can get... well then again I have never gotten paid to argue the merits of the epic hero in a room full of English PHd learners. That might be as fulfilling, and deeper, but I doubt they'd all be as cute and happy to be with me.
The Grand kid pile and the ole Stoat. Look carefully at this picture and you will see a small silly boy pulling a girls cute little piggy tail. I have to reprimand him on that. No matter how cute the girls piggytails are you must not pull them.
As I said this is a silly little fellow giving her cute pigtail a squeeze- I’ll have to lecture him on that.
Hmmm well sorry I couldn't help it ether. I wonder if I'd get fired for that in America. Ahhh well it is Korea and I was only complimenting her on it...
Ok well that's it for the update, now I'll have to do some more bike pictures later I guess...
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