How Pooh Sir Edward De Bear Pretended to be a School Master and Had his Paw Hurtfully Bent by Small Clever Hapkido Friends

Well I must say I oft worry about my small subjects here. I find myself thinking, "This child is so small and fragile how is it that my matchless arm can protect this little one when they leave the presence of their Prince." For verily I would were it in my power to take any bullet for them in my own great fat black heart. Though realistically this is wont to happen as Korea is a handgun controlled country. But of course as the Lord of this Isle and the resident Inspector Jacque Clouseau, I am able to carry any sort of blunderbuss, saber, or lance. Surely only a fool would deny Don Quixote, another protector of all that is good, or I, his arms.

At any rate all heroism aside, I am pleased that at least a few of my small beloved friends can defend themselves against any Hefalump or Wuzzle. For example herein is a picture of a little girl whose sweetness is almost as great as her artful Hapkido skills:

Happy girls!

And let us not forget my skinny but equally kind little buddy boy fellows. Here we have a young Hapkido boyo who will do well to protect himself apart from the Lord of Jeju or the Mighty Pooh:

Then of course I suppose we should have an assemble of some carefree girls. They enjoy there play of a leap frog variant that seems a bit stressful on the neck and back. But as young teens I've no doubt they will bounce back from any stress injury they incur:

The collapse of the silly girl pile:

Some very kind ladies, Or if Speaking with 100 Acre Wood Metaphor: Where the Wuzzle Wasn't:

Let us continue with the joyful theme of smiling punks- and show some of the advantages of teaching:

Yet another collection of marmots and here then is the Head Stoat with them:

Mmmm these could only be described as children:

This then is what it looks like to be with a bunch of cute kids with a Large Overgrown Stoat of Remarkable Intelligence and Oratory Skills

Not sure what to label this picture- but I like the English of it:

Errr ok well I do have a ton of other pictures but time is mmmm a factor.