The Beach Boy Huggy Bear Pooh Goes On the Assault; Or, How many Koreans can you hug in One Day?

The rule of Terror errr I mean Terrible Fat Guy Hugs fun continues. The Huggy Campaign a crusade I started as Ruler of Jeju- Yes I r00lz Jeju. Sooo ahhh yeah I was like at the Jungmun Beach and therein I swam axiomatic of course, as I am a Marine Hero of Yore. But, as per the requirements I thought to spread the Great Fat Pooh Belly about and smosh Koreans with my great matchless gut. I traveled with some other kindly fellows who unlike me refrained from hugging Koreans indiscriminately. Ok so let us get on with the list-

This is on the way to Jungmun beach in ahhh Jungmun I hypothesize being the Great Brain I am. The Palm trees give a dreamy Palm Beach Florida sublimity.

Here are some happy ESL masters at the beach. Please note they are NOT hug monsters like me… I AM POOH!!! There is only one Pooh I sing alittle hum about myself Poohh hmmmm... ahh hmmmm hummmm...

Ok but enough of the prequel ahh lets strike a pose Hip Hop style yo and begin with the Hip Hop Boy chummy hug:

Right ok lets continue with some happy- and perhaps one seems bored- twenty-one year old University lasses. So Modest bathing with their clothes on aren’t Jeju girls just sweet?

What a nice lass she is- still her shirt is something to muse on. A balloon that lies ahhh a false balloon- ahhh not sure. Anyhow, she was a sweet university girl.

Ok now I have in mine arm not a sword or shield but dare I say a maid so a fitted for the balmy weather with her bonny self in my great fat arms:

Now then we have here and example of a well tanned and supple Seoul girl; what cute braids she has:

Another Beach lass:

I was going to hug this guy but he would not hug – I thought it would of bee a great picture- still it is a nice contrast well tanned brown flat belly and huge fat white but who is the stronger in the water and on the field – Yes that would be me Lord of Jeju.

It is even more funny because I have on my dry shorts over my wet spedo so it looks like I peed in my pants – hmmm that is quite silly. Maybe he thought I pissed my pants… too ridiculous to ponder. It looks even more inane as I am doing the Yo Wut Up Vanilla Ice Hand.

Holy Cow Batman Can You Surf in Jeju? Hmmm they need longboards I think…

Then herein we find some modest mainland vacation ladies. But do tell this foreign power; if you did want to conceal yourself why then art thou so bereft in the bikini thusly?

Then we must embrace the cute fellows who in their innocence do not realize how silly they appear as a child with a floaty on land. But, that is part the essence of cute children.

Right- some more Jeju girls suitably dressed for beach conservation:

Many Many Many a lady and gentlemen has asked me why I rarely attempt the picture with the adult male. Truth is I had more than one fellow take a picture just so- and in that posture I am discouraged and NOT at ALL interested:

This is a Waterfall it is like having water that falls down err something:

This is like a bridge thing or something people like to look at or something.

Ahhh yeah so we went to the Den of Evil yes Hooters. Ok Ok let me be clear I DO NOT go to Hooters in the USA. My cohorts were wanting to go though. However, I was intrigued from an anthropomorphic curiosity on just what Koreans would make a Hooters into.

Umm I can’t comment on this ahhh maybe Vanilla Ice was in da house yo.

However, it is not yet open so I still stand unenlightened on just what these Koreans will make of this Redneck Restaurant.

Then there was a café outside Hooters and being there I thought I might as well try some pastry. And what do you know, I found a lady or two there who insisted on hugging me.

And look her fine first world friend gave Adventureman a hug too.

Outside some more University girls succumbed to my great Pooh like belly look at this second fine lady it is like she never seen Winnie the Pooh in the flesh and wanted to be sure she was smooshed by his chubby ole belly. Ahh well she was a nice kid I think.

Later I found some more kids on the streets of Jungmun wherein I gave them a friendly huggy too. Pooh shall hug all cute kids- err well at least in Korea where they seem to think I am a rock star or a Prince. Well no- the little boy was shy.

These guys will save me when I crash my bike.

Oh and while waiting for the bus I did of course get a picture with two friendly 30 somethings.

Hey and lets end this with a blue eyed Korean lady- a friendly face and true blue eyes- how could one go wrong in this humble country of Confucianism? Is life a Beach?

Maybe, but not a white sand beach in Junmung.