A Little Bit Of Heart and Seoul... Down Out In London New Orleans and Paris Too I Seouled Rigger in My Mind Just to Coast on Through Mmm mmm

And it came to pass that the Lord of Jeju deigned to sojourn to Seoul wherein he would consume many Western Foods and Wax Fatter in his Carnal Sloth. For it was ordained that the Great Pooh should Hug many in this Soul Town... parents directed him to hug their children, and Jovial drunk fellows were grateful to take pictures of him with their cell phones as well as use his camera on themselves. And lest we forget the cute punks, and bonny lass ladies they too were eager to be hugged and trapped in digital stillness, since it is known that Korean Ladies can sense Noble Blood better than any other them mostly all being princesses. (Ask a Korean Lady/Girl if she id a Princess and they nearly always say, "Yes I am Princess.")

Ok so let us begin the pictures...

UB40 I like that band- Is this a lost member?

Ahhh so kind a twenty-some -odd-year-old Ice Cream Girl is there a Greater Dream of a Fat Fellow than a cheerful Girl who gives him Ice Cream. I think not. Pooh would ever be her friend.



Here we have a fellow that I am forever thankful for the greatest sort of man one can never find in bereft Jeju... Yes that's right a Burger King Fast Food Clerk- God Bless him:


Hmmm yes let's continue on the Happy Belly Theme... Who could Please me More than a kind Donut Clerk who smiling sold me Donuts and then gave me a friendly hug. May she live long and see a Heaven even Greater than a Chocolate Honey Coated One where the stomach never weeps...




And let us not forget the sweet Lass Of the McDonald's Of Korean Convenience Stores: A Kindly Family Mart Clerk:



Here then is a fellow who works for the Good Of The Car Drivers a Brave Fellow with an Orange Magic Sword:




And let us remember a charming College Lady who was selling Cool Guy Sunglasses:



And there is no doubt I think this 21 year old KOEX clerk belongs in Lothlorean with the rest of the Fey gentle Folk:



And for the Climax we have a Waitress I confused with Cindy Crawford ... they do some advanced biomedical work in Korea maybe this is Clone errr no no she just a Biggeddy Bigggedy Bomb Smokin Lady and umm she seemed to smart too she was very fluent speaking Korean...



Mmm well on the Street I met many a charming fellow here we have a Korean "Handsome Guy."



Wow fashion Princesses Girls ... future rock stars?



This Guy Here has the High Care Hair, but I like it-



Mmmm what have we here but two Fine young University Lasses given a Friendly Embrace by the Visiting Lord of Jeju:



Ha ha I found Elves in the KOEX strange I thought they had all left the world of men long ago to go across the Sea...




Hmmm who is da C000lest? That is the Question...

KOEX Guy?



Or other Koex Guy?



Yet another triple girl hug, these poor University Girls looked as Cold as they were Cute so I was glad to help out a bit with a warm hug, sadly they had no chocolate or honey...



I thought I would get a few shots of the more individualistic Korean Style Pierced ones Here is a Man...



And here we have a friendly Non-Conformist Lass

Hmmm And what would the day be without some parents asking me to hug their children for a photo... I was glad to oblige and of course had them take one with my picture too... I wonder if the parents will put it online line too... Maybe they will ttile it: "Also during our Christmas Vacation in Seoul we met a Large but Very Kind and Friendly Fat Bear, the kids thought he was nice though."

And behind us I also thought this Axe head building was head splitting...

And then of course I thought I'd get some pictures with some Subway fancies... Here we have a fine fellow without his hair colored yellow...

and I do regret this sooo much this young lass was sooooo beautiful but you will never know as she laughed and giggled and covered her angel face... ahh well perhaps you canst read her beauty between the lines of her fingers- a pity.




And here we have some little cute kids I think they are saying, "He is a bit like a rather fat ole Bear but fun taking pictures with Large Portly Stoats!"



The Mighty Han river I rolled over while a gentle Lass relaxed reading in some Foreign eerrr her native language, that seems to be a problem encountered here all too often many of the books are written in the native language which I can only read very slowly, they need to Use the Language of the Jeju Conqueror - Ingles eerrr no not Hernando Cortez Espanola mmm I mean umm English. I suppose it all comes from them being in Asia and all...




And to return to the street anon- herein we have Christmas with the fuzzy Ladies- nice coat.

More Guys with Good hair... Pardon my Unkempt Shag but it was never known for a Poor Knight to use Hair Gel- Sweat from the Helmet would blind the eyes while riding down foe...

And let us not forget the MC Ladies who dance and promote non-stop, until a visiting Noble Man gives them a break...

I think this picture says a lot about Korean Girls; umm happy but deeply thoughtful as well I believe she is pondering the political repercussions of my visit... perhaps she knew I will subvert Seoul under my English Rule as I previously Crushed Jeju into Submission... "You will speak English!" "You Must Respect My Athorrratahhh!"

I gotta show this the little punk with her mitten is sooo cute... funny punks they are.



SOME PEOLPLE WORK FOR A LIVING JESU BLESS 'EM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Others go about hugging pretty police officer ladies for no apparent reason...

But life is not all hard here we have some happy Korean Men and some Equally Good Natured Western English Master Invaders-

But English Masters must rest their great and powerful heads which pillow their incredible brains in a genteelly rocking fluid-

But before this they must test sometimes to see if it is true these great brains can somehow be lulled...

My my what a very beautiful lady- Happy New Year!