More of ME talking about Myself ahhh I am of Noble Blood afterall... Errr or was that Lord Toad of Toad Hall?

As to me well my powers of explosive insanity have waxed to their full bloated immensity, around April- now they wane to the nigh mortal strengths of the gangly orangutan that is mine own being. Tis true I am the most fearsome road toad on all the island, all shall be passed or cry out when I waft by them the pungent powers making my passing. Hmm actually I did ride to school today. It was a bit coldish around 58 or so but I am inured to pain having had by lovely chills of hypothermia while I carried out my campaigns during my knight errant days of my hell howling twenties (Marines are WW 1 June 1919 Devil Dogs).

Err ahh yeah I was boasting again let me think for a bit how am I- or more importantly what have I become - have I used my talents for the good or pissed them all on dreams of red sanguine tinto vino and the seeking after the last splash? Ahh well I have been teaching in 'full time employment'. Does that count for anything... I work at two Middle schools with 1-3rd year students ages 14-16 (This means they are around 13-15 in American age). When the kids are very disobedient I give them the famous Vulcan Spock grip by their shoulders. Does this sound crazy hmmm maybe it is but I have yet to hit them on their palms, head, back, or knuckles with a stick - an accepted punishment I've seen done many times here... I can't foresee myself striking the Girls I teach Monday- Wed - should I smacky them? Never! ... It's an all girls school so I leave it to the other teachers.

Am I wrong? Have I gone to far this time? Am I wrong? AM I WRONG?


The lead singer of that band Alice In Chains…. Died alone and was rotten before they found him- such jamming songs from such a misled group of rock stars…Well in case you all are going to try to uphold Old classic rock let us not forget the communist loving antiwar every drug using famous group the Beatles. I know you know their songs but the truth is they were all misled hippies. Sure maybe they sought truth, but if they did fins it they must have rejected it.

Hmmm well now let me be more critical of my own self-imposed conditions rather than contrasting my outwardly goodness with unapologetic hedonist persons. Well I am blasé… about most things... but after some shallow self-searching I have decided I want to get married

So after much thought I've decided to make my own good luck and prosperity and go to China to buy a nice wife. No No just kidding I'm not that pathetic and desperate- I’m therefore I am going to go to the poorest country in Europe (perhaps poorer than many parts of China) yes I am going to take a trip to Moldova and therein enter the churches and look for any girl who is beautiful and talks English. I assume since she is in church she'll be a fine moral Ciste lovin' maid as well. No no I'm still kidding... ahhh maybe when I turn 38 I'll do that but at present I'll just wait on Providence.


Hmmm well the chicks here are way funny I've been out with let me count 10 of them (when I say 9 it really means about twice that much due to the propensity of these ladies to bring their girlfriends with them on the 'date') They go out with me once then pretty much blow me off when I want to spend time with them again…. truly it's plain to even a clown they are just being my friend for the free English lessons. Hmm well anyhow I suppose I am too cynical.
Well not completely though, I had three continuous dating ladies relationships – but it seems like eventually all of them go to Australia or Japan to study languages…

The bonny lass scene here is very limited, as I must choose from the Ingles talking lasses... I can now read Korean after constant bus riding studying sessions... but the truth is I only understand- can say- a few words.

I can say cute kids...


Ahhh lets see what else can I say about my movement though the viscous spam of life before my silver cords cut by God almighty or his Kingdom Come "In the Clouds In the Clouds" (Hmm this is bad cause when I say "In the clouds In the clouds" I think of that "Cult" song)... hmmm well I still have yet to eat the horse here. I had the dog soup- it tastes like bad pork, but a single plate of horsemeat costs 20,000.00 won at a restaurant. (1000 won = about 80 cents) You come visit and we can go get some- your treat.


Am I wrong? Have I gone to far this time? Am I wrong?

I break the speed limit on my bike - I jay walk - I even sometimes eat too much ...