Eating with the Glut or Marry me I am Smaug the Pony Devourer

I hear the baby cry poor punky kid hmmm it is changing time in the Koa Toa PC Room. It is a tough life I lead having people wait on me every day and smile at my dumb jokes. 40 baht= 1kilo of laundry done Christ save poor Boo or Lake (Ok I am writing the Thai ladies' names phonetically sorry no clue how to spell them) of the My favorite one that I do with every lady baker / restaurant cook is: "MMM this food is soooo good are you married?" if the befuddled lady answers, "Yes." I then rub my eyes with my closed fist mournfully saying I I wanted to marry you and you cook for me every day. But, in this case- as in the Tantoe View Resort ( I highly recommend it too) she answered, "No not married." I jubilantly smiled and spurted, "Ahhh you marry me and cook for me every day. I get big and fat" To which the English fluent Thai owner interjected, "No No Thai food don't make you fat. It healthy." unfortunately there is always God question that must come betwixt my would be wife and I- the Thailand people are mostly Buddhist seeking after a state that I can not acquiesces to. Err that is I do not believe in the core Buddhist Dogma...Ergo are future harmony would not be. Ahhh but the point is Thai food is da bigggeddy biggedyy Bomb as Kevin Boyd would say. I should write more on the Snorkeling I am doing here next post maybe... opps correction I now am going to say I reccomend it somewhat ahhh some quibbling service issues have made me less fond of the Tantoe View Resort... ahh I will move on to another the day after today maybe Mae Haad...