Ahhh is this an Intro? The First Post; or How a Stoat Started His Writ

Hmm so I will start with a picture of well- me. I claimed this high mountain top- errr ah 1,100 meter somewhat lofty point as mine own. But, I'd also like to thank all the kind people who have fed me along the way; for even Smaug the Golden Once was a tad smaller before he usurped the greedy hoarding Dwarves from The Lonely Mountain. In all seriousness though, it was a fine climb and upon my descent must I admit to all-car passing and forgetful insanity as the speed and power of my 11X53 spinning propelled me forward to dine on the wind, curves, and tourist vehicles that I flew past in my glut for swiftness.

Ok this is the first entry here...Hmm so my name is Dan- I rule Jeju form the front of my middle school classes and behind the cars, buses, and trucks I draft on my Merlin road bike- unless I pass them. Not much to say- I am working today on my vacation. But, this is the way of the Korean teacher: KorTeachShido not Boshido- the way of the warrior. Whoa that's a pathetic pun better stop now.