The Udo campaign - an idyllic time of hugs, and the Angry Chinese Luncheon

Ok well Let's talk about Who doe err whoo bow er Kudos to Udo. I think I shall begin my campaign of conquest with Udo. Then I build a Castle on top of Seongsan for a landhold. From there I will sally to and fro and raze, raid, and ravage the rest of the Jeju Island until it is subservient to me. Then my Golden Age Rule of Peace will commence. The problem I have is retainers, swords, armor, and suitable mounts for my warriors. Mmmm I need to fing out where I can get some good Wolf mounted Goblins hired. Saruman seemed to have no trouble with his army mustering. But then again Saruman already had Orthantic Tower as his established Fortress. Maybe I'll just stick to teaching a time or two longer. Anyone know where I can recruit a good evil army of orcs?

This is where I'll put at least one of my castles:



Errr but on my way to and fro from walking about the earth I paused to board ship anon. On the Ferry to Udo I found fey fairies:



And a lass whose boyfriend childishly gripped his fist while she voluntarily was captured in my fat paws:




These are some teachers I happened to meet here on my quest for world domination and the incidental related student Americanization I brain delve into while on my Island:




This is a group of women I later discovered were all married and on a holiday together. At any rate, it was a mere friendly hug. However, I thought it was charming how the one lady is grimacing in my great Pooh Bear Hug - as if she'd never been squashed in the arms of a fat Honey Glutting Monster before:



Mmm well then there was the island adventure let's see what did happen on that Isle of Dread? ...

Well we rented bicycles for our island circumvention. Sam and I got a tandem. I know this is a terrible truth and I am shamed to admit it- but it is the first time I really rode anywhere on a tandem. It was a harrowing time for my partner as I steered and braked sparingly but pedaled generously in the big fat gears that sent us at crazy full corner cutting speeds. We stopped by a restaurant with a big white thingy of statue- or is it a frozen albino monkey? Gadzooks!! those evil islanders have frozen an Albino Monkey in stone.



Had I realized it then I would have freed the poor trapped soul and met out the punishment warranted for such sadism! Why I suffer this in my Princely rule... Well The Lord allowed Israel to kill the prophets too..

But all is not tainted with cruelty on Udo Island for at the very foot of the Enchanted Frozen Albino Monkey I found two little girls as sweet as clover honey.


And on the beach I found a Lass so Bonny even the salty fish envied our embrace:




Err anyhow, according to my friend Sam there was but one Chinese restaurant on the Island adjacent to the school. Sadly however my Friend J. became disconcerted with the cuisine. They insisted that the black sauce substance was not Chinese food but rather a Korean dish. I happily swapped dishes with J. and all things looked to be solved. Until the lady told him he had in fact ordered @#%&@!?+&$ instead of *(&^&%$^%() Ok I have no clue what the names were but my cohorts claimed the lady had not listened to their initial order. I have no clue, and to be honest don't much care to quibble with restaurateurs as restaurateurs by nature are absorbent treats. Thus it is tha tPohh seeks the food of others in their own homes or brought from them.

But the skin diving was wayyyyy sweet tons of fish everywhere from 2 inches too two feet I spotted. Nothing too exotic, it was not a boring skin dive.

The Story of a Black Dragon, Black Wheel, Tan Cow, and a Jet Judicial Jeju Sea Coast Bada Pirate

Ok well let me explain the title first:

The kind owner of Halla Cycle here in Sin Jeju has loaned me his wheel until my hub comes from Italy. Now as every crank mashing Monster Road Rider knows Campagnola R00lZ!!!! Ergo I must needs be sequestering a new hub from Italy as my other was destroyed. Let me stress and twist this this Absolute Power destroys absolutely and Nigh Absolute Leg Torque will destroy even the Strongest Forged Metal in Due time. Thus it is my hub succumbs to mine own Great Fat Powers of Torque threaded from my blood swelled thews...



So ah yeah I got a Black Mavic Wheel now that the kindly owner foolishly lent me. For, though I promised to treat it well, I never truly can. Inside my skin there is destructive torque that is channeled to my drive train. And, these in turn are meted out to my blood fed sheaths of flesh. For my legs are the building blocks of tons of honey, chocolate, bacon double cheese burgers, and ice cream- verily nothing can suffer their stored fatness for long.

This is Dragon Head Rock - Looks more like a Rabbit Head Rock to me ....



Err ok the Tan Cow right... Well upon my ride on the Shore Coast Road I came upon a cow. The cow knew me and feared my ever hungering Carcharoth Jaws, but in his wisdom he left off fleeing. He knew I had no skinning knife, barbecue grill, and charcoal on hand. Perhaps some day I will return to him and buy his perfect life only to end it in a great beach beef roast. Then again the flies torment him so- perhaps he be happy to be slain for a good cause- My Belly. A cow's life is a doomed life. But, before he meets Aslan he can savor a few bits of grass.


And of course there is the jet left- that tis me. For I am the Black looking Judiciary of Mine Island here - more capable in battle than the Black Prince too. Ummm right ah so I was like ahhh riding around the coast kinda like a Pirate might ummm and Bada means ocean in Korean Talk.


And I have been getting a lot of flack from certain people I know about the content of an already done "Huggy Post" wherein I proclaim my love for hugging all I can grasp. So in defense of that I like to place some elder statesmen to uphold my case of good heart meant. I am POOH! These guys look like they'd get along fine with Piglet and I for a picnic.


Some gentlemen who were conversing by the famed dragon rock...

Who owes me chocolate from my MRE? Who would not let me wear my gloves? We will have a fair wrestle time if I get my wish...

These guys called me mean names - they hurt my inner child. I owe them a speech: A talk that says I think they were not so nice. And also I want to wrestle them. I am the stronger. They will lose. Then I'll let them go as a gentleman. But, we need to talk a bit about some mean things they said. Still they were not so bad - I hope they are ok now - being a Marine in a War Zone is dangerous sometimes because other people are mean too.