Yes well It's all about me. Oh is that pompous? No it's serving the bright eyed students smackerals of English. I'm Pooh! - teaching Ingles in Korea on the Paridiso of Jeju. And I'm your host Mr. Olepork um Mr. O'Rourke- No that's not my name.THE LAST POST on this Blog
MY TIME HERE WAS A RULE OF CRUEL FORCE A JUDGE OF ENGLISH WITH NO MERCY !!! MY CHARGES FEARED ME !!!(NOT!)
THEY HATED ME !!!!!!!(NOT!)
THEY KNEW I WAS JUST HERE FOR THE MONEY ! (NOT!)
CLICK THE MOVIE BELOW TO SEE HOW MUCH MY STUDENTS HELD ME IN FEAR WITH ONLY HAT E FOR ME !!! I BROUGHT TERROR AND A SWORD TO THE CLASS NEVER WAS THERE A CLASS DAY I DID NOT BEAT THESE STUDENTS !!! IF YOU LOOK AT THESE STUDENTS YOU WILL KNOW HOW THEY FELT ABOUT THEIR FOUL LAZY AMERICAN TEACHER !!!!(NOT!)
(Ok in case you have no clue the above was a joke and the opposite is true)
It is Nigh over my Campaign of Crusading English Terror. Children and Adults alike have Dreaded the Sword that Comes from my mouth. For I passed judgment upon them. Saying unto them:
no no please try again, it is not
"I like to shit on the floor. It is "I like to sit on the floor."
And I will not I will not comment on the way they said,
"How about parking over there?"
Suffice to say I turned red but never the less corrected them until they said the "p" right.
Anyhow the point is I have a new blog on a different server with a different name. And due to some of the nasty comments I have gotten (and many deleted) here I am not going to put the address here. SO THERE HA HA sour grapes and all that. Umm anyhow, maybe if you email me and I can figure out how I know / knew you from KOREA or elsewheres I'll give out the address if I do not know you I may or may not depending on how you convince me you are a kinda (KOnglishee word) person.
But, in truth I think I only got about two or three bad comments, in fact I doubt most anyone reads this so it is much like I am some great fat L00ser writing to himself thinking he is a very important and popular person. Well I am not I am just really actually just:
THE RULING PRINCE AND NOBLE LORD OF ALL JEJU BY DIVINE RIGHT OF KINGS
YOU MUST BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY JEJU PRINCE AT ONCE !!!!
YOU WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR CAPPUCCINO DRINKS AT ONCE OR I WILL DRIVE MY LANCE THROUGH YOUR CHURL HEART !!!!
YOU WILL GIVE ME TEPEE AT ONCE !!!!
I AM THE C000LEST EVER !!! ALL SHALL PAY HOMAGE TO ME OR BE CRUSHED UNDER MY DESTIER'S STEEL HOOVES !!!!
MY SWORD IS DURENDAL AND I HOLD THE LANCE OF CALVARY THAT I HAVE RESCUED FROM THE ARAB WASTES !!!
I AM INVINCIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!
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THE LACK OF FEAR AND A LIMIT ON IMMORTAL POWER MAY YET HALT MY DESTRUCTION
SOON I WILL ExTEND MY R00LZZZ FROM JEJU TO AMERICA !!!
WHOA TO THE FOOLS WHO OPPOSE MY ASCENSION TO BECOME THE PHILOSOPHER KING OF AMERICA !!!
I WILL OVERTHROW THE SPAWN OF THE TERRORIST 'FOUNDING FATHERS' - REBELS WHO USURPED THE BRITISH THRONE !!!!
THEN I WILL OVERTHROW THE ENGLISH DOGS OF PARLIAMENT WHO OVERTHREW KING CHARLES BACK WITH EVIL CROMWELL !!!!
I AM THE STRONGEST ON THE FIELD !!!
MERLIN THE SWORD !!! YOU PROMISED ME THE SWORD !!! EXCALIBUR !!! I MUST HAVE THE SWORD TO BE KING !!!!
If you want to know my next blog leave a comment and why ... prove who you are ect....
posted by D @ 4:40 AM
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6 Comments:
Hi there Jeju Prince,
I cannot prove that you know me, because you do not. But I have been reading your posts, so I can confirm that you are not just amusing yourself.
I would love to know if you are still in Jeju and what your experiences were like there. Do you have any advice for someone considering teaching there?
cheers,
marie.frenette at gmail.com
Greetings, Big Toad,
This is your 2004 KOTESOL buddy - when you & Sam went up an' he couldn't make it for the last conference day ;) - who went to the COEX and listened to "The Wind and the Willow" as you paged and recalled, and I lingered and hummed a different sameness of "The wind in the willows..." (http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/van_morrison_lyrics_4097/the_healing_game_lyrics_12370/piper_at_the_gates_of_dawn_lyrics_143517.html).
And that's that. Met again at KOTESOL in 2005, and finally am making it to a princeless Jeju, so decided to look up the Jejuless Prince himself for some recommendations.
You might know a nice cheap spot where 7 ppl can rent for 2 days without having made any bookings this coming weekend? Any recommendations'll be appreciated.
Other than that, good luck in your new now, and maybe drop a line now and again?
Your South-African 'Masan'ian blink.
(Now that's a big challenge,eh, Mr. Memory?;)
awaiting
You could ask at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/rhymeswithjeju/
But ahh Hmmm, Hey there my South African cold noodle organic healthy one! Ummm I have no idea where you should stay... let me see ahhh my best idea to you is to go downstairs when you exit the plane then go to the information desk. The airport information lady will have a list of accommodations - tell her what city you want and how much. When I first got to Jeju this is what I did and the hotel owner picked me up for free at the airport. But the two places I stayed at were not outstandingly great... I stayed close to the Chinese ship model by the canal by the Jeju boardwalk area. If you cross the canal and go towards the ferry terminal there are places for 18 thousand won a person. But they are not very nice. So, like I said I do the airport info lady question as she have a list with her... take care kind one :)
PS: If you dont want to be in the city all the time you could try a beachfront hotel by my favorite Hyopjae beach or second favorite Hamdeok Beach - both have places to stay close to the beach- no idea how much if they be full ect though...
Thanks there, oh fearsome ruler of the isle. Am back from a great weekend. Did all the touristy stuff, and stayed under a starry clear-black sky at Hamdeok on our last night(4000p/p ;D), and awoke to the cleanest, cloud-engulfed-Hanla-blue sky. Perfect ending. Which do you prefer? Perfect beginnings or endings?
Treat your new realm well, and hope it'll do likewise to you.
'til the wind blows again.
Enjoy your flights^^,
I am happy tou had a swell time even if it rained. I like good endings best - All start in a weak state...
I am afraid we may not meet anon until the final end on the start of everything else, but I will see you there I think... Unless I come again to Korea in Mine great Power and Bulk Like a Hungry Howler MOnkey comes to a group of sloth who hold fruit to him for his great HOwls of wisdom they can just understand...
very long time no nothing (that to extradite the nothingness that preceded the greater nothingness to the past)...
this is your KOTESOL buddy from 2004 again ^^, suddenly thought of you tonight, so take a leap of faith, deal?
hope all's well and that time will stop so you'll mistakenly send me your e-mail address as i'd like to stay in touch. (for now: hongkm@lycos.com)
'til a distant now...
anmri
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