Wednesday, May 31, 2006

THE LAST POST on this Blog

MY TIME HERE WAS A RULE OF CRUEL FORCE A JUDGE OF ENGLISH WITH NO MERCY !!! MY CHARGES FEARED ME !!!(NOT!)

THEY HATED ME !!!!!!!(NOT!)

THEY KNEW I WAS JUST HERE FOR THE MONEY ! (NOT!)

CLICK THE MOVIE BELOW TO SEE HOW MUCH MY STUDENTS HELD ME IN FEAR WITH ONLY HAT E FOR ME !!! I BROUGHT TERROR AND A SWORD TO THE CLASS NEVER WAS THERE A CLASS DAY I DID NOT BEAT THESE STUDENTS !!! IF YOU LOOK AT THESE STUDENTS YOU WILL KNOW HOW THEY FELT ABOUT THEIR FOUL LAZY AMERICAN TEACHER !!!!(NOT!)



(Ok in case you have no clue the above was a joke and the opposite is true)

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It is Nigh over my Campaign of Crusading English Terror. Children and Adults alike have Dreaded the Sword that Comes from my mouth. For I passed judgment upon them. Saying unto them:

no no please try again, it is not

"I like to shit on the floor. It is "I like to sit on the floor."

And I will not I will not comment on the way they said,

"How about parking over there?"

Suffice to say I turned red but never the less corrected them until they said the "p" right.

Anyhow the point is I have a new blog on a different server with a different name. And due to some of the nasty comments I have gotten (and many deleted) here I am not going to put the address here. SO THERE HA HA sour grapes and all that. Umm anyhow, maybe if you email me and I can figure out how I know / knew you from KOREA or elsewheres I'll give out the address if I do not know you I may or may not depending on how you convince me you are a kinda (KOnglishee word) person.

But, in truth I think I only got about two or three bad comments, in fact I doubt most anyone reads this so it is much like I am some great fat L00ser writing to himself thinking he is a very important and popular person. Well I am not I am just really actually just:

THE RULING PRINCE AND NOBLE LORD OF ALL JEJU BY DIVINE RIGHT OF KINGS

YOU MUST BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY JEJU PRINCE AT ONCE !!!!

YOU WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR CAPPUCCINO DRINKS AT ONCE OR I WILL DRIVE MY LANCE THROUGH YOUR CHURL HEART !!!!


YOU WILL GIVE ME TEPEE AT ONCE !!!!

I AM THE C000LEST EVER !!! ALL SHALL PAY HOMAGE TO ME OR BE CRUSHED UNDER MY DESTIER'S STEEL HOOVES !!!!


MY SWORD IS DURENDAL AND I HOLD THE LANCE OF CALVARY THAT I HAVE RESCUED FROM THE ARAB WASTES !!!

I AM INVINCIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!


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THE LACK OF FEAR AND A LIMIT ON IMMORTAL POWER MAY YET HALT MY DESTRUCTION






SOON I WILL ExTEND MY R00LZZZ FROM JEJU TO AMERICA !!!

WHOA TO THE FOOLS WHO OPPOSE MY ASCENSION TO BECOME THE PHILOSOPHER KING OF AMERICA !!!

I WILL OVERTHROW THE SPAWN OF THE TERRORIST 'FOUNDING FATHERS' - REBELS WHO USURPED THE BRITISH THRONE !!!!

THEN I WILL OVERTHROW THE ENGLISH DOGS OF PARLIAMENT WHO OVERTHREW KING CHARLES BACK WITH EVIL CROMWELL !!!!

I AM THE STRONGEST ON THE FIELD !!!



MERLIN THE SWORD !!! YOU PROMISED ME THE SWORD !!! EXCALIBUR !!! I MUST HAVE THE SWORD TO BE KING !!!!

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A Terrible Thing Done... Who Could Cap A Child?

Monday, May 29, 2006

FOOLS YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE!

I was a Marine of Good Heart as Count Roland or Beowulf I fought only Dragons, Saracens, and Sea Monsters. I did not give in to Despair and the Blood Lust for Death, even as my rifle (#6039065) coaxed me with every caressing recoil. And yet, most all of you are foolish unbloodied civilians! You can not know the pulling draw of The Dark Side of The Force. My Hell Dog Brothers have gone over to the Dark Side. It is no surprise- they were The Empire's Storm Troopers from the beginning. There is Power to be found in Hate and Rage. But, few are willing to pay the price. The price is the sacrifice of love, mercy, and kindness until only a grudging respect and trust is all that can be left for companions- friends no longer. A Heart of Darkness and Contempt for Life where a woman becomes only flesh and a non-Marine a pathetic nasty woman. What Evil Sith Lord can truly have a friend? There are only allies who also destroy those that oppose the Rule of the Empire.

I left my Warrior Brothers for peaceful study in hopes that my tenured example of mercy and strength used to protect the weaker would stay with them. I trusted they would follow the example of the Poor Knights of the Holy Temple on Crusade. I had faith when they returned again to the desert wastes or tropic climes they would remember my Nobility and not descend to grasp the hands' of demons who'd help them take their fingers straight and off the trigger when they should have remained unbent in the sight of innocent blood. But, I fear they have succumbed to hate and revenge. Though it may be true they suffered a causality from a nearby roadside bomb still the slaying of children abed can hardly be called lighting up designated targets. Rage and hate- yes these things unchecked are the death of many a soft target Lindesfarne was- not the first nor the last. But, we can not know who really killed those women and children until the inquiry is over.

And besides I am happy I will be eating real Mexican Food and Pizza anon. Long Live the Empire and the Vikings who serve it! Soon I shall return there to my pleasure- the pleasure Smaug feels when he sights a bunch of ponies in the open. And hey just because one Squad or two went awire does not mean the Company is Bad - Let alone the entire USMC. Stuff like this happens in South America and Africa every single day! Overall we are Goodly Killers - Double Tap! Pop Drop! Body Bag! And all that trash.

But I am still sad the a few of my Devil Dog Marine Brothres seemed to have:

GONE TOO THE DARKKK SIDE