No Happy Punk Kids Bother Pooh in the USA...

I miss doing kung fu impressions with the Tae Kwon Do kids. Ok here is a good example. There was this one Tae Kwon Do School on the Round about rotary in Jeju City not far from the Jeju Foreign Language Center. I stopped my bike and got the hydration and triangle kimbab at Family Mart. Around fifteen white Karate suited kids are loitering around their emblazoned Hawkone Van. Of course they say, "Hello!" "Where are you from?" and "Hi!" And of course I say, "HYYYE!" back. Spotting a black belt twelve-year-old boy I say, "Hey you tough guy Black Belt." He goes, "Yes thankyou." But a bunch of other kids say, "No he is monkey." and a little punk in a yellow belt says, "No he is very fat." The other kids all agree saying, "Very fat." "He very fat." The black belt smiles jovially and says some stuff in Korean and the other kids laugh. So, I deecide it's time to do my own demonstration and command, "Look I know Kung Moge- watch." I proceed to do some static basic blocks- forearm block left, forearm block right, crisscross up criss cross down. And I do my best Sumo voice going, Hoaa! WHooo! Haaa, Hiaaa, Hooe, Heee, Hiaaa!" THe kids all laugh and say, "I am crazy. Oh here picture- you Tae Kwon Do cute girl. So, I get her picture shake a few hands and ride away, knowing Korea and Jeju will be safe in the small powers that I know I've instructed well.



I can't recall where this is from... some tough punk in Jeju City. I tell ya it's a Jungle in Jeju. (NOT!)

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MY TIME HERE WAS A RULE OF CRUEL FORCE A JUDGE OF ENGLISH WITH NO MERCY !!! MY CHARGES FEARED ME !!!(NOT!)

THEY HATED ME !!!!!!!(NOT!)

THEY KNEW I WAS JUST HERE FOR THE MONEY ! (NOT!)

CLICK THE MOVIE BELOW TO SEE HOW MUCH MY STUDENTS HELD ME IN FEAR WITH ONLY HAT E FOR ME !!! I BROUGHT TERROR AND A SWORD TO THE CLASS NEVER WAS THERE A CLASS DAY I DID NOT BEAT THESE STUDENTS !!! IF YOU LOOK AT THESE STUDENTS YOU WILL KNOW HOW THEY FELT ABOUT THEIR FOUL LAZY AMERICAN TEACHER !!!!(NOT!)



(Ok in case you have no clue the above was a joke and the opposite is true)




It is Nigh over my Campaign of Crusading English Terror. Children and Adults alike have Dreaded the Sword that Comes from my mouth. For I passed judgment upon them. Saying unto them:

no no please try again, it is not

"I like to shit on the floor. It is "I like to sit on the floor."

And I will not I will not comment on the way they said,

"How about parking over there?"

Suffice to say I turned red but never the less corrected them until they said the "p" right.

Anyhow the point is I have a new blog on a different server with a different name. And due to some of the nasty comments I have gotten (and many deleted) here I am not going to put the address here. SO THERE HA HA sour grapes and all that. Umm anyhow, maybe if you email me and I can figure out how I know / knew you from KOREA or elsewheres I'll give out the address if I do not know you I may or may not depending on how you convince me you are a kinda (KOnglishee word) person.

But, in truth I think I only got about two or three bad comments, in fact I doubt most anyone reads this so it is much like I am some great fat L00ser writing to himself thinking he is a very important and popular person. Well I am not I am just really actually just:

THE RULING PRINCE AND NOBLE LORD OF ALL JEJU BY DIVINE RIGHT OF KINGS

YOU MUST BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY JEJU PRINCE AT ONCE !!!!

YOU WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR CAPPUCCINO DRINKS AT ONCE OR I WILL DRIVE MY LANCE THROUGH YOUR CHURL HEART !!!!

YOU WILL GIVE ME TEPEE AT ONCE !!!!

I AM THE C000LEST EVER !!! ALL SHALL PAY HOMAGE TO ME OR BE CRUSHED UNDER MY DESTIER'S STEEL HOOVES !!!!

MY SWORD IS DURENDAL AND I HOLD THE LANCE OF CALVARY THAT I HAVE RESCUED FROM THE ARAB WASTES !!!

I AM INVINCIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!


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THE LACK OF FEAR AND A LIMIT ON IMMORTAL POWER MAY YET HALT MY DESTRUCTION






SOON I WILL ExTEND MY R00LZZZ FROM JEJU TO AMERICA !!!

WHOA TO THE FOOLS WHO OPPOSE MY ASCENSION TO BECOME THE PHILOSOPHER KING OF AMERICA !!!

I WILL OVERTHROW THE SPAWN OF THE TERRORIST 'FOUNDING FATHERS' - REBELS WHO USURPED THE BRITISH THRONE !!!!

THEN I WILL OVERTHROW THE ENGLISH DOGS OF PARLIAMENT WHO OVERTHREW KING CHARLES BACK WITH EVIL CROMWELL !!!!

I AM THE STRONGEST ON THE FIELD !!!



MERLIN THE SWORD !!! YOU PROMISED ME THE SWORD !!! EXCALIBUR !!! I MUST HAVE THE SWORD TO BE KING !!!!

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A Terrible Thing Done... Who Could Cap A Child?

Monday, May 29, 2006

FOOLS YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE!

I was a Marine of Good Heart as Count Roland or Beowulf I fought only Dragons, Saracens, and Sea Monsters. I did not give in to Despair and the Blood Lust for Death, even as my rifle (#6039065) coaxed me with every caressing recoil. And yet, most all of you are foolish unbloodied civilians! You can not know the pulling draw of The Dark Side of The Force. My Hell Dog Brothers have gone over to the Dark Side. It is no surprise- they were The Empire's Storm Troopers from the beginning. There is Power to be found in Hate and Rage. But, few are willing to pay the price. The price is the sacrifice of love, mercy, and kindness until only a grudging respect and trust is all that can be left for companions- friends no longer. A Heart of Darkness and Contempt for Life where a woman becomes only flesh and a non-Marine a pathetic nasty woman. What Evil Sith Lord can truly have a friend? There are only allies who also destroy those that oppose the Rule of the Empire.

I left my Warrior Brothers for peaceful study in hopes that my tenured example of mercy and strength used to protect the weaker would stay with them. I trusted they would follow the example of the Poor Knights of the Holy Temple on Crusade. I had faith when they returned again to the desert wastes or tropic climes they would remember my Nobility and not descend to grasp the hands' of demons who'd help them take their fingers straight and off the trigger when they should have remained unbent in the sight of innocent blood. But, I fear they have succumbed to hate and revenge. Though it may be true they suffered a causality from a nearby roadside bomb still the slaying of children abed can hardly be called lighting up designated targets. Rage and hate- yes these things unchecked are the death of many a soft target Lindesfarne was- not the first nor the last. But, we can not know who really killed those women and children until the inquiry is over.

And besides I am happy I will be eating real Mexican Food and Pizza anon. Long Live the Empire and the Vikings who serve it! Soon I shall return there to my pleasure- the pleasure Smaug feels when he sights a bunch of ponies in the open. And hey just because one Squad or two went awire does not mean the Company is Bad - Let alone the entire USMC. Stuff like this happens in South America and Africa every single day! Overall we are Goodly Killers - Double Tap! Pop Drop! Body Bag! And all that trash.

But I am still sad the a few of my Devil Dog Marine Brothres seemed to have:

GONE TOO THE DARKKK SIDE

The Destruction Of a Silver Fairy of Merlin Metalworks; Or, How Pooh found that a combination of a big belly and big legs caused a little crack

Power unquenchable power, as Smaug gluts all he can swallow so did the Monster the Mighty Pooh swallow down all Honey, Cream, Chocolate and Cookies that dared shed a crumb or fleck of sweetness in his chubby presence. And yet even as Pooh's own great Gut betrayed him egress from rabbit's house so did I kill my only love by my greed for speed. These two things should never be mixed upon my Silver Fairy:

But it is too late she is dead and I in my lust for speed in my greed to slay every irritating hill grinding into it standing up and pulling with my hands. No it was not supposed to be possible she was a magic lass a Creature of MERLIN (metalworks)http://www.merlinbike.com/
a Fey One of immortal life and strength wrapped in titanium her heart was to be unbreakable. I even boasted before that she would outlive me. True enough I've snapped steel and metal matrix bikes before... hmm around five or so bicycles I have broken behind the bottom bracket or on the chain stay. But those tramps were just foolish lunks- well ok they were race worthy, but they were not the best of the best. Yes I rode an Extra Light from 1997 to today 2006 I thought I found the love that would never bend under me, the one hard heart that was crafted by wizards of legend and so she was called the Silver Fairy.
I remember standing up and torquing to sprint up a bit yesterday. I can't exactly recall hearing a new crack or creak, as my c-rec pedals constantly creak, but I do distinctly remember the feeling something was wobbly or loose. Puzzled I stopped to check if my hubs were screwy, my bottom bracket blown, or my headset imploded. None of these were the case. So ignoring it I continues to ride and decided one of my tire casings had pulled a mass of kevlar thereat from its weave.
The next day I rode again to school a paltry 25 miles one way. I was getting ready to leave when a teacher pointed at the crack on my downtube and said it was dangerous to ride it. I stared at it incredulously and then it struck me that I had slain my Silver Fairy Princess. I had killed her and not even in a crash. No I had simply broken her in our thrashing the roads with our unrelenting speed and powerful pavement burning. Like a fool who cared not about a critical failure I rode home on her dead carcass pondering how fat I will become free of her hate for all things slow and gentle. I just wonder if The Merlin Masters will replace her for free...? If not I may seek out a carbon caked fat tubed teaser to mess with cars again.

A broken neck and the guilt is mine:

All is lost in this crack that spells the Doom to My Only Magic Fairy:

Can titanium be Destroyed is flesh greater than steel and the doughtier metal of Fighter Jets?

The sad Face of a Killer of a Sylvain Elf. Yes it was my doing I broke her fine neck.

May the Merlin Welders have Mercy and Give me another Magic Creature. But, how long will she live under me? Perhaps my vigor will weaken in my old age? Nine years is a long time for just one frame. How many thousands of miles did she suffer under the bulk of the Great Pooh.

The killer was not my hand. No I blame my legs. Look at that lip of muscle above my knee! It is the evil smile of a killer who exalts in his terrible strength. I blame my legs for the death of this titanium lass. It was their deed not mine.

It's all a terrible pity. I guess I'll just have to MTB now or get fat...

Class to City to Cherry; Or, How Jeju Is Not the Whole Red Fruit of Eden

Jeju yes Jeju. I went to school on Friday, then I went to Sin Jeju, and ended the next day in The Jeju Cherry Festival. So let us begin the picture flashback on a sleepy bus ride- here this fellow has the idea:



Later at an unnamed Elementary School:



The Dance Crew:





These are some of the small happy marmots left under my charge:



Right so lets go to some strange city pictures:

These jubilant ladies were happy to pose with me. One looks vaguely Vietnamese. Perhaps her great grandmother wed a Vietnam sailor.



This is a charming 20 year old -that is 19 USA age who was glad to be embraced by the Fat Ole Winnie the Pooh of Jeju



What a cute punk:



This Lass had on a strange shirt- but mark me there is little doubt she hadn't a clue of what her shirt forwarded...



Where is Dr. James Dobson to regulate the Korean Clothing Industry?



mmm well I will not say what the back of her jacket said... but again she did not know the sordid truth.



The Know it all "Vote like me if you are good too" Dr. James Dobson Check as to his fashion...



Let us go to the Cherry Blossom Festival. A Winsome Cheerful Cheery Blossom floated into my arms to press my belly:



An enchanted pair:



The local Ancient Phallic god, The Scuba Shell gatherer Lady, and The New Lord Of Jeju:



Mmm and after a long Sumo Competition she admitted defeat and I apologized for the damage to her shirt:



Is this Jeju? No it can not be? Scandalous costumed hip hop girl dancers?!? What of the last stand of Confucianism?





Ahhh this is funny a "Snore Pillow"



Righto so Then A cheery Cherry time I guess it was sweet.

Some Tri Friends a trio they are; And the Lord Prince Jeju Hero

Ok ahh lets see I met some Tri Athletes... we ate and saw the sites of Jeju together. Ummm this one museum was very strange... If you want all the pictures you will have to leave a email request.



Two friendly tri-lasses.



-A charming Tri-Lass with the Lord of Jeju



The Tri-gang at The Mongol Horse Rink-

Right this museum we stopped at was in good taste mostly but ummm I am only going to show a few of the pictures like this



Be advised this theme is ahhh well a bit ummm where is B+B to explain when I need them...
But umm this is a sight about Jeju Love Land a rather silly but arguable Art Park...

http://www.jejuloveland.com/bbs/zboard.php?id=gallery




Ummm as I said there were a few more pictures- leave an email if you must have them with who you are... It is just that they were out of focus in the night / and or / silly - like this one where she is with the statue.

The students Love Their Good Master; Or, How Pooh thought to Feel Good with Easy Wereds Eveen He Cood Spill-- And the Jeju Bunny Gang

My students Love me. Or so they say here they are:







This would be called a Jimmy Hendrix experience if I were black and could play like no other...My eye looks all psychedelic and 1960's-



A student being teased by another- and always I as a good sport make sure they play fair in their horseplay:







A Canadian Maple leaf decorates this North American Slang style hat...



Like I said this movie is proof my students love me:




Right later after school I happen to run into the Bunny Gang of Jeju they near attacked me with their star struck fervor, but I managed to settle them for a picture:



The Bunny Gang caught on Film:





Above is the Bunny gang caught on film ^^^^^
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Indeed Jeju is a dangerous place for a single man to walk the streets alone. But I am an Immortal Demigod, The Lord Prince of this Isle and so it is little wonder I saunter these avenues sans even a hint of fear.

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I decided to add on a few pictures from a bit after this...



The G Daddy Gang Yo!







Yet Another Bunny Gang - A cuter bunch of Sweet kids this side of Watership Down.

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Well this is the Cleaning Crew... I'd bring them to America to continue cleaning where I worked, but then they'd realize no American student has cleaned his school unpaid since the 1950's.

How Many Flower Girls Can You Hug? Or Junmung, Yellow Botany, and Big Yellow Pooh.

So it was that the Big Fat Yellow Pooh set off to Jungmun or is it Jungmung... sounds like June Moon when they say it. I met a whole lot of flower girls we took each other's pictures.

A Korean Flag Kite Chain.





And look at this I found three cute little pixies frolicking in the flowers!



What's this I found a fey one hiding must have come from a fairy mound...



The sign behind is to honor me. You can't see it in the picture, but it reads in full,
"The Lord of our Island: The Noble Lord rules us in the year of our Lord 2006 Jeju."



Here is a fine couple- I must find a shirt like that before I depart here...



Here we have a charming lass who came like a cat through the Yellow Rape Flower Grass; a Cat in Green Boots...



And here then are some kindly ESL masters with the English ruler of Jeju.



The wonderful world of unlitigious Jeju! Show me a fair anywhere in the US where kids can have a mildly dangerous bit of fun like this:



Here are two of my Dukes of Jeju. I there Mighty Prince will appoint them over this Island when I sally forth to conquer. But, the civilians of Jeju need not fret as I shall charge them with the Powers of Rulership on my leave taking.


I was kicked out of this playground after I started crying when kids poked me:



Doing the Jimmy Doors pose except I'm too fat...



A strange magic circle or ahhh a Korean Stonehenge - Jungmung - perhaps I should contact some exorcist to expunge this circle mmm well perhaps it's harmless.



Right so here is the Jungmung shore's unique volcanic rocks:



down the rock slope:



Blue and Black "Whisper on a Stream doesn't mean a thing..."



Gray, Green, and Blue:



This is a large group of cheerful marmots and a Great Ole Master of Stoats on the deck of the look out area by the Convention Center.



Nice view; maybe I could put a tower here:



It's a long way down to the place where we started from...



Hole with out a Great Yellow Bear:



Meanwhile back in The Jungmun Convention Center Some wacky foreigners were playing Frisbee. Where's a police officer where you need one?



Cool and the Gang:


A group of charming university girls that I thought would be sweet to embrace the Chubbiest Lord this Isle.




Ice cream and sea shells- what a tasty combo. But, truth be told, I'd still sample the second taste of it, if she forced it on me.



It's true Piglet's father was slain! I will revenge him. This cruelty will not be left unpunished. Unfortunately the price was 20,000 won for one plate of pork, so I'll have to allow his death to be fed on by the deep bellies and pockets of Koreans.



So ahhh that was the Rape Flower Festival of Jungmung- flowers are for girls and tea is waht I say, but then I like both too.